In the wake of recent UFO revelations Earth is waking up to the presence of alien visitors. Some may have sinister motives; they also have ways of concealing their presence from us, such as memory control techniques. One such creature though is easy to recognise…

After meticulous investigation into the Ant E Statik phenomenon I am now aware of the subject’s purpose and exact whereabouts.

My research has revealed that the subject has travelled great distances through time and space from a planet called Neuronia billions of light-years from our solar system in the distant future of an alternative reality.

Threatened by the impending destruction of their galaxy the Neuronians will send Ant E Statik on a mission to save their planet. He will travel across the universe back in time through a wormhole in space. His arrival on Earth has heralded the beginning of the twenty-first century.

The androgynous steely grey is an impressive addition to any event. Sightings have been recorded at various festivals, parties, celebrations, receptions, meetings, events and promotions. Documented evidence confirms frequent appearances on every side of the country.

In an earlier report, which was published last year, I disclosed a link to the biomechanoid in the Far East. My investigations have now revealed his base in the city of Norwich; admittedly this was not as far east as I had envisaged.

The subject’s whereabouts are as follows:

Ant E Statik Enterprise
20 Guernsey Road
Norwich NR3 1JJ

The alien’s presence has been felt for the last twenty years; I have been aware of his movements since the late 1980’s. Over the last decade sightings have become more frequent.

I have compiled details providing direct contact to the alien’s installation:

Email: ant@antestatik.co.uk

Telephone: 01603 662 704
Mobile: 07818 445 310

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This is a matter of grave national importance. The Biomechanoid, Ant E Statik, must be utilised for the benefit of the community

Warning. The information contained within this report regarding the extraterrestrial nature of Ant E Statik’s history is highly official and top secret. Under no circumstances whatsoever should these details be leaked to the general public or taken literally.